My SMS BOOK

My SMS Book...........




A WISE PHYSICIAN SAID...
"I have been practising medicine for 30 years and i have prescrbied many things but in the long run


I have learned that the best medicine for the human creation is love !"


Some one asked, if it doesn't work?


He smiled and answered.


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INCREASE THE DOSE!!


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A lady broke the traffic signal. ..
Police: Stop!!
Lady: Plz let me go .I 'm a teacher.
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Police: Aah, I’ have waited for this moment all my life:D:D:D Now write
I will never break signal’ 100 timez….P:D


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Budha Budhi Ki
Kahani
1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
... Dono ne apna -apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne
farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1
sath Q nhi khaya?
Is par budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek
hai ..


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Q . How to Kill an ANT ? asked in exam for 10 marks


Student: Mix CHILLI POWDER with ... SUGAR & keep it outside the Ant 's Hole.


After eating ANT will search for some water near a WATER TANK , Push ANT into it !!


Now Ant will GO to dry itself near fire.


When it reaches near FIRE, Put a a BOMB into it .


Then you ADMIT wounded ANT in ICU.


Remove OXYGEN MASK frm its MOUTH& KILL THE ANT : )


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