SERIES 2 - BHEL

Investment is beautiful phenomenon I missed, hope you won’t. It is not just

i received a call from friend and his suggestion ended up with huge profit.

It is a process where we identify  carefully assets class for our future prospect.

Series 2 Bhel

Had I Started Investing in Bhel in 1998 .......14 Years Back   


Rs.1,00,000/- Each Year.. 


Year     BSE Cl.Price     No. of Shares   Amt Invested   Total Share   Bonus/Split     Total


1998      263.00            381                  100,000.00         381                 0                  381
1999      210.00            476                  100,000.00         857                                     857
2000      164.00            164                  100,000.00      1,020                                  1,020
2001      176.00            176                  100,000.00      1,197                                  1,197
2002      173.00            579                  100,000.00      1,776                                  1,776
2003      508.00            197                  100,000.00      1,973                                  1,973
2004      770.00            130                  100,000.00      2,103                                  2,103
2005    1386.00              72                  100,000.00      2,175                                  2,175
2006    2298.00              44                  100,000.00      2,219                                  2,219
2007    2584.00              39                  100,000.00      2,257               2,219           4,476
2008    1362.00              73                  100,000.00      4,549                                  4,549
2009    2406.00              42                  100,000.00      4,591                                  4,591
2010    2325.00              43                  100,000.00      4,634                                  4,634
2011      324.00            308                  100,000.00      4,942             18,536         23,479


Total Investments 14,00,000.00


Total Investment 1,400,000.00 Market Val. on 19 Oct,2011     76,14,080.53
Avg Return is 23.45% per year Compounding.
My Total Investments of Rs. 14,00,000/- could have become Rs. 76 Lacs.


Assumption:


1.All Invesments have been done at 31 Dec of Year end Closing Prices.
2.Every Year Investment of Rs. 100000/- has been done.
3.No Trading only Investments.

Babu Market Jata Hai underwear kharidne

Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 1000.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Series 1 - L&T How much have you made from stocks............?

Had I Started Investing in L&T   in 1998 .......14 Years Back

Larsen &  Toubro

Rs.

Year   BSE Cl.Price    No. of Shares   Amt Invested    Total Share    Bonus/Split    Total

1998   160.50                  623                    100,000.00             623                    0                   623

1999   555.90                  180                    100,000.00             803                                         803

2000   195.65                  511                    100,000.00            1,314                                     1,314

2001   219.75                  455                    100,000.00            1,769                                     1,769

2002   213.55                 468                     100,000.00            2,237                                      2,237

2003   527.35                190                      100,000.00            2,427                                      2,427

2004   982.00                 102                     100,000.00            2,529                                      2,529

2005   1844.20                54                      100,000.00            2,583                                      2,583

2006   1442.95                69                      100,000.00            2,652                 2583             5,235 

2007   4171.85                24                      100,000.00            5,259                                      5,259

2008   774.40                 129                     100,000.00            5,388                 5259            10,647

2009   1679.40                60                      100,000.00          10,707                                     10,707

2010   1979.05               51                       100,000.00           10,758                                    10,758

2011   1393.45               72                       100,000.00           10,829                                    10,829

Total Investments                                     14,00,000.00

Total Investment 1,400,000.00 Market Val. on 7 Oct,2011 15,090,120.42

Avg Return  is 32% per year Compounding.

My Total Investments of Rs. 14,00,000/- could have become Rs. 1.51 Crore.

Assumption:

1.All Invesments have been done at 31 Dec of Year end Closing Prices.

2.Every Year Investment of Rs. 100000/- has been done.

3.No Trading only Investments.

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MAN OUTSIDE PHONE BOOTH : Excuse me, u 've been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven't spoken even a single word.

MAN INSIDE : Sir I'm talking to my Wife.......

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रामू- टमाटर खाओ।
भिखारी- रोटी दे दो बाबा।
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This is when Amitabh Bachhan got fit and fine after his long illness..... one fine morning he told his driver vijay "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..".
Driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."

Amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine...kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau.......Hain"

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... breaks first red signal.........

breaks second red signal..........

breaks third red signal...........

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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road...

Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo saheb license dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat...baher nikaalo"

Sees Amitabh "Arre Amitabh Bachhan ?!!!" he is very suprised to see him....

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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ....

"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."

Sir "KYun kya hua??"

Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai abhi mein us gaadi ko side me rakha hai"

Sir: "To phir?"

Hawaldar: "Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye .."

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Sir "KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"

HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ...."